Things I Say While Driving
19th May, Sunday (12:15pm) Reblog +
- Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
- Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
- Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going the speed limit. Why.
- Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
- Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
- Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
- Me: /dinosaur screams/
Guysss
I thought I was going to love working my big girl job from 8-4 Monday to Friday. But my boney little bum can’t handle all the sitting at my desk.
17th May, Friday (7:38am) Reblog +
